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Valkin Mordirc 2558	Posted - 2016.10.12 05:29:15 - [1] - Quote SO I'll be leaving EVE soon ish. February to be precise. I also have a ** ton of assets that are just lying around doing nothing. SO For next couple months I will be GIVING MAH AWAY! How do you be apart of this? Simple! Either make me laugh. Kill me, (In-Game of Course) I'm in my own corp, 100mn snooze. Just dec it or whatever. My alt Clara Barcel+¦ is there to. Killing her counts as well. The more ridiculous you can make the act of fighting me the better. Laughing + Killing= More shite. Also side collapsing laughter from me will increase your chance of winning as I may or maynot be able to fight effectively. If I get blobbed by say some group of like 5-300 dudes, I will give a ship to the Last damage dealer. JUST BECAUSE I WAS IN YOUR ALLIANCE PREVIOUSLY OR FOR SOME ODD AND UNTHINKBLE REASON ACTUALLY "like" ME DEC ME ANYWAYS, IT'S LIKE 50M YOU TWATS AND IF YOU WANT FREE IT'S PROBABLY THE ONLY WAY YOU'LL GET IT BECAUSE I HAVE LIKE 7 OR SO PEOPLE I PLAN ON GIVING TO. General I work 9-6 at my job, I live in mountain time. I will be in highsec, and stay in that area of Highsec. Happen to be a friend of mine, will also get you some free , So all you ***, Look at you seeger, YOU'LL GET SOMETHING. So on and so forth! I have about 100 or so ships sitting around. Well 98ish. And if I can get through them all. I would very happy like to do so. I'll also list what I give out and why or if that ship has a history to it. Somethings that are up for grabs, Vargur, Golem, Vindicator Bowhead, Mach, Barghest Rattles Bhallgorns Ravens, Megathrons galore Geddons, Tengu's Proteus, Cynabuls Loki's Orthrus, Vigilants, Gila's Keres Random T1 , Merins Moa's and shizzle. AND a bunch of other things I can't remember (As a disclaimer can't garrente that the ship I give will be fitted, or even fitted decently. Sometimes I fit some odd **) So far given out. 1, 100mn AB faction fitted Legion to Ralph King-Griffin. He's a forum buddy and he originally gave me that fit. Fun fact for that legion. I got the first solo kill on a Barghest in it. https://zkillboard.com/kill/42707970/ < That one! 2. One Fleet fitted Megathron - Murdoch Luther. The Megathron that killed New Target a Rival to Murdoch, seemed fitting to gift him this blood coated Battleship. THAT'S IT FOR NOW. LET'S GO BOIS `#DeleteTheWeak`
Valkin Mordirc 2565	Posted - 2016.10.12 14:36:05 - [2] - Quote Starrakatt wrote: Damn, why are you leaving? What will you do when you come back, with no stuff? I have liquid assests still around. Like 4 or so bill and once I get my Fortizar sold I should be pretty solid haha. Also Natrual and Mike are gunna get something when I get home later tonight. `#DeleteTheWeak`
Valkin Mordirc 2566	Posted - 2016.10.12 18:34:47 - [3] - Quote Sol epoch wrote: Well at least the IQ level will go up in February once you leave. How bout you dec me Sol? You could win something. Settle a feud. Or is that to much :effort: for you? `#DeleteTheWeak`
Valkin Mordirc 2566	Posted - 2016.10.12 19:06:04 - [4] - Quote Starrakatt wrote: Valkin Mordirc wrote: Starrakatt wrote: Damn, why are you leaving? What will you do when you come back, with no stuff? I have liquid assests still around. Like 4 or so bill... Liters?!? Spoonfull by spoonfull... urrgh, how did you manage not to end dried up dead? I'd be. What is your secret? Trading! Haha. I buy and sell on the Amarr/Jita Markets. At one point I could've managed to move into plex selling, and moving it between trade hubs, but uh, I was just little to nervous for that haha `#DeleteTheWeak`
Valkin Mordirc 2566	Posted - 2016.10.12 20:37:02 - [5] - Quote Sol epoch wrote: Serendipity Lost wrote: Valkin Mordirc wrote: Sol epoch wrote: Well at least the IQ level will go up in February once you leave. How bout you dec me Sol? You could win something. Settle a feud. Or is that to much :effort: for you? I could feel his fear as I read this. Uncanny Oh yes my knees are knocking at the thought he might undock! Sol your always on your knees anyways. =P `#DeleteTheWeak`
Valkin Mordirc 2567	Posted - 2016.10.12 21:31:34 - [6] - Quote I'll miss our banter to good buddy. `#DeleteTheWeak`
Valkin Mordirc 2569	Posted - 2016.10.13 02:31:15 - [7] - Quote Adolescent Radioactive Pirate Hamsters has declared war on 100mn Snooze. I feel a small fuzzy zerg rush may be happening soon! Top notch for Mike being the first to actually dec me. Honestly was hoping for more notifactions from the other mercs. Maybe later guys? ALSO Mike got an old VNI! An Old Energy Alliance Relic. Also I was totally going to give you an enyo but I couldn't find on Valkin. Must've misplaced it on different toon and so I figured the space-hamsters older brother would do. Natural CloneKiller was gifted a what I consider, Public-Enemy fitted Armor Cyna! Been running around with that thing in Archetype. Seemed like a funny thing to give to a VMG member. Starrakatt got a Mr Hyde inspired Gnosis! Autocannons dual Armor reppped and ready to trash some newbs in Lowsec. =D Mortlake was gifted a Mrym! Devils Warriors actually gave me idea of carrying around multiple different fits in the cargo hold. So You give both a passive and an active fit blaster Myrm! (I think that's the right one) Still got a ton to go, stuff would goo faster if I was deec. HINT HINT `#DeleteTheWeak`
Valkin Mordirc 2576	Posted - 2016.10.14 01:32:19 - [8] - Quote So few more decs have rolled and I want to maybe increase the interest in the surrounding parties! First one to get a kill on me, I'll be on every night around 0100 EVE time (Barring RL **** that may come up, gotta get mah drank on), will be gifted a very expensive megathron! It was at one point. A Quafe Mega. But when the Skins hit it, he became a normal mage. So kinda sad there. BUT [Megathron, Megathron] Damage Control II 1600mm Steel Plates II 1600mm Steel Plates II 1600mm Steel Plates II Centum A-Type Energized Adaptive Nano Membrane Centum A-Type Energized Adaptive Nano Membrane Federation Navy Magnetic Field Stabilizer Federation Navy Magnetic Field Stabilizer Republic Fleet 500MN Microwarpdrive Dread Guristas Warp Scrambler Heavy Capacitor Booster II Federation Navy Stasis Webifier Neutron Blaster Cannon II Neutron Blaster Cannon II Neutron Blaster Cannon II Neutron Blaster Cannon II Neutron Blaster Cannon II Neutron Blaster Cannon II Neutron Blaster Cannon II Large Anti-Explosive Pump II Large Trimark Armor Pump II Large Trimark Armor Pump II Hammerhead II x5 Hornet EC-300 x5 Caldari Navy Antimatter Charge L x2776 Navy Cap Booster 800 x12 Void L x2811 That's the fit. Pretty photo! And it up for who ever can kill me first! The next round of prizes are AS FOLLOWS! Jonah Gravenstein: A Buffer Bait Navy Drake! Rolls out real nice when you say it to. Go on say it. Bumble: A Ferox! Not an XL-ASB one sadly. BUT STILL! They are really good ships now. `#DeleteTheWeak`
Valkin Mordirc 2578	Posted - 2016.10.14 17:17:03 - [9] - Quote Morgan Agrivar wrote: I am curious about the Vargur fit. How do you have yours fit? 800's, faction medium neuts, Single Xtype XLSB, MWD/MJD and the hardest tackle since Ron Jeremy. I think. The golem is bait golem. Like a triple XL-ASB. `#DeleteTheWeak`
Valkin Mordirc 2579	Posted - 2016.10.16 03:23:43 - [10] - Quote Johans Chara wrote: valkin you cheeky bastard I just got back and you're leaving? I uh...Eh...yeah... Not trying to be rude. But new phone who dis? `#DeleteTheWeak`
Valkin Mordirc 2582	Posted - 2016.10.16 16:24:52 - [11] - Quote PEOPLE WANT TO YOLO SOME SHITE WITH ME IN NULL? **** YEAH LETS DO IT! EDIT: I'll be free next two days all day, the rest of the week can be on after 0100 evetime. `#DeleteTheWeak`
Valkin Mordirc 2582	Posted - 2016.10.17 02:19:14 - [12] - Quote FIRST BLOOD Brought a golem to Devils home station and they responded nicely. Glad to see going off the market hasn't dulled the old dogs haha. It was really fun, sadly though they brought logi that my lone golem couldn't break. But regardless of that, WE GOT SOME PRIZE TO DEAL OUT! South24 was gifted a Vigilant for his great skills at multiboxing. Fluorbonatite was given a Cyna! Great fight guys! I'll be on tomorrow around the same time. `#DeleteTheWeak`
Valkin Mordirc 2582	Posted - 2016.10.17 04:51:09 - [13] - Quote I don't think I have any bulk Boosters, or the materials haha. I mainly buy a boosters before I head out on a roam so at the most all I have is like a single improved blue pill and a Quafe sitting inside a Tengu at moment haha. `#DeleteTheWeak`
Valkin Mordirc 2586	Posted - 2016.10.17 19:19:43 - [14] - Quote Session 1 wrote: The sun, burning gingers since the beginning of time so that we don't have to. Edit: My brother is a ginger I'm not an actual ginger IRL. More of a dirty blonde. But ever since Valkin was created, I'm pretty sure I've been bombarded with every ginger joke imaginable. Haha. He was supposed to look like Matt Barlow but since we can't have long hair in this game for males, kinda went to waste. `#DeleteTheWeak`
Valkin Mordirc 2628	Posted - 2016.11.05 04:37:28 - [15] - Quote OK RIGHT THIS IS A THING STILL SO I went out into lowsec to have some fun, Lost a deimost to myrm. Underestimated gate guns/tank Thought I had high-grade slaves Had High-grade crystals. Totally Scrub mode here. Should play more but, Real life has been an obstacle in that regard I did try to give the pilot a ship. But he blocked me. So whoever manages to post next gets his reward ***** blocked me, probably a Russian. Russians always block me. It's not my fault all I know how to say is "Cyka Blyat Putin Vodka Da?" What a poor sport. ANYWAYS. MONDAY ALL DAY OR AS LONG AS I FEEL LIKE I DUNNO I will be hold duels in Amarr is give away it's stock. Should be like 20 ships or so. Some are in Mendori but that's like 9 jumps out. Duels will be simple, You choose a class of ship and you can win that same class. But keep in mind that if you choose a battleship you may inadvertaly kill a potential prize. `#DeleteTheWeak`
Valkin Mordirc 2628	Posted - 2016.11.05 07:52:36 - [16] - Quote Morgan Agrivar wrote: Valkin Mordirc wrote: OK RIGHT THIS IS A THING STILL SO I went out into lowsec to have some fun, Lost a deimost to myrm. Underestimated gate guns/tank Thought I had high-grade slaves Had High-grade crystals. Totally Scrub mode here. Should play more but, Real life has been an obstacle in that regard I did try to give the pilot a ship. But he blocked me. So whoever manages to post next gets his reward ***** blocked me, probably a Russian. Russians always block me. It's not my fault all I know how to say is "Cyka Blyat Putin Vodka Da?" What a poor sport. ANYWAYS. MONDAY ALL DAY OR AS LONG AS I FEEL LIKE I DUNNO I will be hold duels in Amarr is give away it's stock. Should be like 20 ships or so. Some are in Mendori but that's like 9 jumps out. Duels will be simple, You choose a class of ship and you can win that same class. But keep in mind that if you choose a battleship you may inadvertaly kill a potential prize. What did he refuse? HE JUST FUCKIN BLOCKED ME ALSO MORGAN WON A VEXOR NAVY ISSUE ALSO SAVNIRE GOT A FACTION VINDI WOO `#DeleteTheWeak`
Valkin Mordirc 2646	Posted - 2016.11.06 16:08:09 - [17] - Quote Caribou Lou's and Cannonblast with cider was what caused that little outburst. =D `#DeleteTheWeak`

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